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Heres a joke for all you people who love a good laugh..
 Joke#1
Theres a 60-year old man, he says "wow 60 is probably the worst age to be because you can't pee at all because your bladder doesn't work"
 
Then the 70-year old man says "No 70 is the worst age to be because you can't get a bowel movement all day .. so you sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens"
 
Then the 80- year old says "No 80 is the worst age to be.  I pee at 6:00 every morning like a race horse and get a bowel movement at 6:30"
 
So the 60 and the 70 year old said "well whats so bad about that?"... The 80 year old replied "I don't wake up till 7:00!!








































Well I am a halo2 player and as we all know we take our games really seriously so if anyone eles is a halo 2 play send me a email my address is PWN.NL@hotmail.com and I will be happy to take you on in a 1v1 mlg type slayer game :) happy campers.






Joke#2
There was a blonde in a shopping store and she saw this big silver thing sticking out of the sale pile. She asked the clerk what is this and he replied "Why thats a thermous it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" The blonde replied " Wow thats like the best invention ever!" So the blonde bought the thermous.. The next day at work she decided to bring it. Her boss came in her office and asked why what is that you got there she replied " Why its a thermous it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold" So her boss asked "well what do you got in it?" She then replied "Two popsicles and some coffe"






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